Buying Joes isn’t just about picking up a lot of individual figures, it’s about vehicles and playsets too. While some of my fondest memories of playing with Joes are vehicle-based, I’d been avoiding buying any ROC vehicles. There are a couple of reasons for this. One, my adult sensibilities kick in and remind me that space is at a commodity. And two, almost all of my Joe purchases are guided by a bit of nostalgia. One or the other of those has kept me from making vehicle purchases so far. The ROC Night Raven, though awesome, has nowhere to go right now. The Ice Dagger, though awesome, is no Snow Cat. Finally, though, one of the vehicles was able to convince me to overlook space and nostalgia concerns: the Crimson Hydra.
I know I was just talking about nostalgia and any well-versed Joe collector can tell you there is no plane similar to the Crimson Hydra in the classic toy line. Well, I wasn’t into only Joes as a kid. I loved planes too. I still do. The Crimson Hydra is essentially a “toyified” version of the F-117A Nighthawk. When I was a kid, there was a lot of speculation about the “secret” F-19 fighter jet. Though the military either never really had one or has successfully covered up having one, a couple designs were made up by model kit companies and a star was born. Even Hasbro got in on the action with the Phantom X-19 Stealth Fighter. A few years later, the secret military F-19 turned out to really be the F-117A, the jet the Crimson Hydra is based on. In my addled mind, all of that blended together and I found myself short $25 and plus one crimson stealth fighter pretty quickly.
The first thing you notice about the Hydra when you get it out of the box, is its size. The plane is about 12.5″ long, 11″ wide, and 4.5″ tall. It’s not in any real scale to the figures of course, it’d have to be about twice as tall and four times as long I’d guess, but it’s still a nice-sized Joe vehicle for $25. The plane features an opening canopy, two retractable wings, the top of the plane opens to reveal some inner workings and two firing missiles, a snap-on missile, and retractable landing gear with free rolling wheels. The plane also features a detachable spy plane that holds another figure in addition to the included Aero-Viper.
The Aero-Viper is an okay figure. He features standard articulation and is painted well, but one thing about him bothers me. He’s built around the same base body as the other ROC vipers, but features a different head, helmet, and webgear. I think the metallic gold is a nice touch as it really bring outs the boots, pads, and helmet. My only complaint about the figure is that I would’ve liked to see the armor be more in line with the other vipers. I love the Crimson Neo-Viper. When I look at the Aero-Viper I want to see him done similarly. I’m happy with the choice of helmet, but I’d quickly trade out the webgear for some gold Neo-Viper armor . As it is now, the Aero-Viper has become the pilot of the smaller spy plane and a Crimson Neo-Viper handles the bigger aircraft for that very reason.
One of the main features is the opening canopy doors that reveal the insides of the plane. In theory, these can open in mid-flight and allow the plane to shoot the two included missiles, but I’m going to pretend their hatches to let people work on the plane or to make sure the poor spy plane pilot is still breathing. The opening doors and firing missiles may be a nice touch for kid’s play value, but it exposes a lot of unpainted areas and really takes away from the overall piece (more on that later). Finally, the landing gear is tight, almost too tight, and stays in place firmly in both up and down positions.
The best part of this $25 vehicle is its second vehicle! The smaller spy-pod is about 5.5″ long and snugly fits one figure. It features an opening canopy and two retractable wings. It pops in and out of the larger vehicle easily and stays in place when not in use. There’s not too much to say about it, but it’s fun to have and increases the value of the set. Continue to Page 2….
30 thoughts on “ItsAllTrueReview: G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Crimson Hydra”
Your pics of it look great.
I love how Destro is near unintelligible, like a real Gaelic.
That’s how he should talk in the cartoon.
LOL. He was kinda that way in the movie.
I love it! ^-^
I passed on that but it looks kinda cool.
It is cool. I’m glad I bought it.
That canopy is terrible.
It’s not that bad in person.
It is and isn’t. There really are times where I could be convinced it’s not that far off.
But then others, it’s WAY off.
I think the Aeroviper looks great as is. The full armor may not look right. Maybe if we saw a pic of your Crimson guy in the cockpit?
I can get one of those, sure. He’s got a review coming up and I’ll toss it in there.
Destro says what?
It’ll be worse tomorrow…
Vault says I have to run all this Amusing Articulation Dialogue through the “Scotish Translator” we found now.
Not a bad review, but it looks terrible. I can’t believe there’s a real plane that looks that stupid.
To each his own and everything, but the real Nighthawk is a sweet ride.
This “toy” is just based on the real plane which doesn’t have to be squashed down to fit in the package. The guy in the review even said it would need to be four times long and only twice as tall, so clearly it’s misshapen.
You might take a look at the real plane before criticizing it.
Let’s not get bent out of shape here. I see the real plane and it still looks like a boxy monstrosity. I think “flying brick” is the appropriate term.
Show a little respect! That plane protected your freedom for the better part of twenty-five years!
What you see as a “boxy monstrosity” is the plane’s stealth capability that scattered enemy radar. The only time it was ever shot down, it had to be tracked visually. I’d call that a success. And I’m sure the pilots in those planes appreciated the design for its work over how “pretty” you think a plane should be.
Okay, y’all had your fun.
If you want to talk about the toy, I’m game – but let’s not worry about or digress into the design or operational history of the aircraft. Sorry to be a jerk, but it’s my site to be a jerk about. Any more and I’ll toss it.
Can I add my two cents?
It being red is really just a turnoff. Red works for sports cars, not stealth jets.
Cobra likes to paint everything red for its elite guard though, so at least it makes sense for them.
Aw, I like the red!
I get what you mean about the figure but he is a homage to this guy
but the canopy is the only thing I dun like about the vehicle its a pity they didn’t match the reds but saying that I still want 2 of these .if only to use the aero-viper in my condor ! 😛
I really like the vipers in your pics!
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