{"id":1948,"date":"2009-10-15T23:14:32","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T04:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=1948"},"modified":"2009-10-17T06:01:03","modified_gmt":"2009-10-17T11:01:03","slug":"top-10-batman-villains-that-dont-need-an-action-figure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=1948","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Batman Villains that don’t need an action figure"},"content":{"rendered":"

In my time as Gotham City’s top citizen, I’ve had plenty of experience reading about Batman’s battles with the more superstitious and cowardly among us. It appears that this blog spends it’s Friday’s talking about the Most Requested Figures, but what about least requested? I’ve asked my childhood friend that I’ve never mentioned previously, Ebonhorn, to come and showcase ten Batman villains that no one is asking for…<\/P>
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<\/td>\nBlack Spider – Hey it’s spiderman! Wait, it’s not spiderman!? It’s the Black Spider? THAT CAN’T BE REAL!!! Well, looks like it is. His origin is even better: an addict turned vigilante that’s funded by drug dealer to kill the competition. Screams winner, huh, folks?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nPenny Plunderer – A villian whose sole life goal is to steal pennies. Well, they all can’t be the Joker, now can they?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nCalendar Man – A villian with a calendar theme, need I say more? Oh, and we aren’t talking about the guy in Long Halloween. No, this is the one who wore a calendar on his suit and did crimes so boring, that the Killer Moth recruited him. When Killer Moth comes knocking, you really should just be a fry cook at a Gotham Diner<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nCluemaster – He is here simply because of his classic costume. The only clue he doesn’t have concerns fashion. Look at all those modules. He should have been test tube guy or Gelcap King<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nCalculator – He created hard light clones of himself and had them fight the JLA to learn their strengths. Excellent idea, my good man. He then used that information to make himself invincible. Perfect! The only problem was that he forgot there there’s more heroes than the JLA. So close to a winner though.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nJohnny Witts – The smartest crime boss in Gotham. Always a step ahead of the Batman. But give the Riddler 12 hours and a cool new suit and he could bring this guy down at least five times. God, I love the Riddler.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nTweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee – Essentially walking talking beachballs. These two are so lazy they let their henchmen do everything. Even fight Batman. It has nothing to do with them being beachballs with feet.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nOrca – Killer Whales are scary and dangerous. A marine biologist who gains the ability to transform into a walking killer whale and turns to crime is ,well, stupid. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nHumpty Dumpty – What a criminal here folks. He likes to fix broken things. Well, what he considers broken things. He’s like the Blob’s boring cousin. He fixed a clock that then broke and killed some people. He was apprehend by Batgirl, who ended up with two separated shoulders. He fixed them of course. THEN HE TURNED HIMSELF IN!!! Better yet, she caught him because he had overdue books. Oh, and did I mention he dissected his abusive grandmother and then sowerd her back up?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nKiteman – Kite Man? ’nuff said<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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In my time as Gotham City’s top citizen, I’ve had plenty of experience reading about Batman’s battles with the more superstitious and cowardly among us. It appears that this blog spends it’s Friday’s talking about the Most Requested Figures, but what about least requested? I’ve asked my childhood friend that I’ve never mentioned previously, Ebonhorn, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[6,5,10],"tags":[2557,2560],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pObc6-vq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":746,"url":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=746","url_meta":{"origin":1948,"position":0},"title":"Most Requested Figures: DC Universe Classics Zebra Batman","date":"August 1, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "Requests"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":17559,"url":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=17559","url_meta":{"origin":1948,"position":1},"title":"Ask Mattel March 15th + Link Roundup","date":"March 16, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Ask Matty - March 15th Edition DCClassics.Com Asks: When are the newest DCUC 2pks (Yellow Hal & Blue Kyle, Red Azrael & Battle Damage Batman) expected to hit TRU shelves? They have already shipped so it is up to Toy R Us at this point! DCClassics.Com Asks: The 6\" Young\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ask Matty"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":28129,"url":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=28129","url_meta":{"origin":1948,"position":2},"title":"Hot Toys Reveals Electro from Amazing Spider-Man 2","date":"June 4, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "Film & TV"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3399,"url":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=3399","url_meta":{"origin":1948,"position":3},"title":"ItsAllTrueReview: Green Lantern Villains – Shark & Cyborg Superman","date":"January 14, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "DCClassics.Com"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5700,"url":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=5700","url_meta":{"origin":1948,"position":4},"title":"Most Requested Figures: DC Fan Poll Results","date":"May 19, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "DCClassics.Com"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":60,"url":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/?p=60","url_meta":{"origin":1948,"position":5},"title":"Most Requested Figures: DCUC Martian Manhunter","date":"July 4, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "DCClassics.Com"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1948"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1962,"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948\/revisions\/1962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.itsalltrue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}