"I'm so glad we got a chance to get away
"Indeed, it seems a lifetime since I last enjoyed a woman... and a bath. To get both in the same shore leave..."
"I've heard you were a gifted soldier, but I've come discover you have other talents as well
"You're an easy woman to love, and stronger than you look, which is saying something. Still, sadly, I have places to be today."
"You're leaving so soon?
"Yeah, I'm in for one last dunk, then I need to be going."
*hhhrrrrLAAAAHHH!* "That water feels GREAT!"
"So where are you off to?
"Heading west, to rejoin Adam at the front. Scarabus' forces have pulled back on the eastern front, so Skeletor in the west is the priority. "Least, that's how Vikor relayed the orders."
"That's too bad, I'm on my way east and south to palaver with the League of Iron in Fort Kerium. Guess I'll have to miss you.
"Towel, please dear. That's a good lad.
"So Skeletor's the big threat, eh?
"Adam seems capable enough, why are you needed there?
capable enough... until Skeletor unleashed some new threat, an energy weapon that is giving Adam fits. Already, Skeletor's taken down my neice, and blasted down the fortifications about the Spiral Zone outpost. Adam needs a veteran, someone with brawn as well as brains, to help him counterstrike, and hopefully trash that weapon."
"Does this energy cannon have something to do with that Ram Stone?
"Maybe... who cares? Cannon go boom, that's all that matters."
"The Ram Stone is a powerful artifact. Certainly, that cannon must be detroyed, but if the Stone could be recovered, it would be a powerful tool in anyone's hands.
"Wait... How do you know about the Ram Stone?"
"King Hulk mentioned it to me, in passing, before he sent me off on this ambassadorial mission.
"I wish I could go with you lover. You'll see a lot more action that I will, and my bones ache for some excitement.
"I could use a soldier of your caliber. You sure you can't blow off your orders, even for just a couple of weeks?"
*HYRNYAHH!* "Sorry, lover, I'll have to take a rain check!
"Stay down cutie. You can't afford me ruining what looks you have left.
"Poor little Adam has no idea what he's in for. Neither does Skeletor. By this time tomorrow, the Hulk Nation will control that cannon, and there will be no Resistence Army left. G'night jackass. Oh, *hehehe* I faked it. You're about as cloddish as my ex in the sack. Nice try though.