by dayraven » Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:58 am
so, i had a strange thought the other day... i was playing around w/ fisto and TP he-man, and was doing the classic "two hero's meet, and mistake each other for villains" fight, and as they're battling, they each go for the huge punch at the same time and end up colliding fists... and then my brain did the "what the hell would happen" calculation and where my brain went was, the two of them would create a shockwave of such force that it would immediately shatter the mucus membranes in their noses and sinuses, so their faces are a mess of blood, their eyebalsl would likely explode in their sockets, bursting water and blood out onto each other, and their eardrums would definitely rupture and bleed. the two of them would very likely collapse in a heap a few yards apart after the blow, gushing blood and helpless as a newborn kitten, fisto would have completely pulverized the metal hand and most likely the bones all up that strong right arm. he's likely gonna die. TP he-man would at least have splintered every bone in his hand all the way to the wrist, and will likely die if the sorceress doesn't get involved immediately. so they probably shouldn't collide fists.
Prying open my third eye